#Crack life campaign mode source mod#

Soviet Army H.E.C.U Microsoft Sam Marine (Replaces the H.E.C.U Marine, No officialВ name was given for it).Alienation 'Surrgeant' Snarkman/DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!В (Replaces the Snark).HOH SIS Grunt (Replaces the Alien Grunt).Nazi Soldier (Replaces the Vortigaunt, replaces the Nazi with the '90 Vortigaunt/Disco Vortigaunt in Campaign Mode).Gentleman Headcrab/Gentlecrab (Replaces the Headcrab).Lithuanian Chav/Slav/Gopnik (Replaces the Zombie).Black Mesa Security guard (Makes the guards Russian).Black Mesa Scientist (Makes everyone a freak).The randomВ scientist then tells the other scientist to shut up and that he knows he is going to start a NaziВ apocalypse because he heard about his plan to do so, the other scientist then tells him to shut the fuck up and that there is going to be no Nazi apocalypse, the random scientist then says that as long as he's getting payed enough, everything should goВ smoothly.ДЄfter that, Fordon enters the test chamber and executes the test but after he does that he opens a portal to Nazi Germany and the scientistВ conducting his testВ reveals himself to be a Nazi and that he conducted the test to open a portal to Nazi Germany so that Nazis can comeВ through the portal and invade Black Mesa and start the NaziВ apocalypse. Fordon goes down to the test chamber toВ execute the test but before he could enter the test chamber, he finds himself face to face with a random scientist and the scientistВ conducting his test.ДЄ scientist tells Fordon that him and Fordon will have to have sex, the otherВ scientist says that he is wearing a HEV Suit and he wouldn't be able to have sex with him because of that.

#Crack life campaign mode source mod#

The mod has been updated over time to provide a better gameplay experience.ДЄfter Fordon Greeman arrives at theВ Anomalous Materials Laboratory and donning his HEV Suit. Most of the characters are from memes from both video games and movies. The story is deliberately written to be as nonsensical and offensive as possible.

The Nimrod Force Fuckshit KKK Smasher of Faggots X Alpha version 133.Crack-Life is a stand-alone mod with its own story and unique characters.Viking Gargantua (Replaces the Gargantua).Filthy Controller (Replaces the Alien Controller).Billy squid/BullChicken (Replaces the Bullsquid).The most annoying Houndeye in the world (Replaces the Houndeye).SHE THICC Assassin (Replaces Female Assassin only in Campaign Mode).

Crack-Life is a stand-alone mod with its own story and unique characters.